Ass Parade

Ass Parade toots its own caboose about how it's the best ass-lover website on the internet, and they may not be very far off. Some great girls with big juicy asses in hardcore scenes is what you'll find at Ass Parade, which stormed onto the scene with big budget reality scenes with lots of girls in 2004.

Stats
301+ videos
(˜60 minutes avg)
˜900mb each (1,024mb = 1 gigabyte)
301+ photo sets
(˜180,000 photos total)
Prices
Trial: 
$1 - 2 days, recurs at $39.95
Monthly: 
$24.95 recurring
Multi-Mo: 
$89.95 1 year, non-recurring
Video Stats
.WMV: 
720x406 @ 3500k
.MP4: 
1280x720 @ 3600k
Video Clips
Notes
Positive Notes: 

- Original reality type scenes that are fun and exciting
- Quite a bit of dialogue to start each movie
- Lots of focus on asses and butts as you'd expect from a site called Ass Parade
- Many scenes with 3-5 girls in them
- Some of the hottest big assed pornstars in the business
- HD MP4 videos go back all the way to 2005. They went back and re-encoded! Very nice

Negative Notes: 

- Earliest videos from 2004 are streaming only, no downloads
- Photos are low resolution

Video Notes: 

- New MP4 videos are in 720p HD with huge sizes up to 2GB each
- Streaming at low, medium and high quality settings
- Segments available in 4 parts or 1 minute clips

Photo Notes: 

- Clear but low resolution
- Emphasis on quantity vs quality with 600 photos per set
- Zips offered for both digital photos and screen capture pics
- Wide thumbnails are stretched and ugly when viewing pics on the site

Opinion Notes: 

- One of the better reality sites AND ass sites out there, bar none
- Interesting scenes shot on location, often with many girls, makes for fun sets
- Top marks for re-encoding their older videos into 720p HD. Great for members.
- Lots of other great sites with membership along similar lines

Update Notes: 

- Weekly scheduled updates with no gaps

Exclusive Notes: 

- All scenes filmed for Ass Parade exclusively

Membership Notes: 

- Trial memberships are limited and recur at $39.95, so be very careful with them.
- There is a pre-checked cross sale, remember to uncheck it if you're not interested.

Full Review

Ass Parade Review

Thursday, June 10, 2010 - 18:25

I've been a fan of Ass Parade since its first days on the net. After the creation of Bang Bus, a lot was expected from this production company. It's pretty hard to top yourself after releasing probably the most famous porn reality site of all time, almost single handedly creating the genre itself. It's hard to follow up that kind of success and not be picked apart by the critics.

Ass Parade was really their most creative site since Bang Bus, and it turns out it did take a lot to one-up themselves. Instead of the standard one or two girls per scene, Ass Parade stepped up to the plate and hired 3-5 women for each scene. Well copied since then, Ass Parade was the first to really take that next step.

Not only did they have a lot of girls in most shoots, they found really creative and interesting ways to film them. Matching outfits, soccer uniforms, I remember a cowgirl scene quite well with 4 girls lined up in a row, asses all showing.

The other thing Ass Parade did well was focus on asses! Being from Miami, Florida they were in a unique situation to prove there's something in the water that promotes overdevelopment of these chicas, seemingly all sporting big plump asses and fat tits on voluptuous bodies.

Enough of the history lessons. It's 2010 and AssParade is still going strong, backing up the caboose every week, if you will.

One knock on their sites of late is that the videos weren't at very high resolutions, and you could stream them at higher qualities than could be downloaded. That's all been resolved, at least where Ass Parade is concerned. Not only did they fix it, they went above and beyond and fixed it for every single video on the site, short of some of the very first scenes from 2004.

Now it looks like everything 2005 and later has a single file video at a very nice 1280x720 HD resolution. Each video is about 1 to 2GB in filesize at this resolution. I was tempted enough to back and upgrade my collection in a few cases where I could get the newer higher quality videos to replace the old standard definition ones.

Ass Parade just surpassed 300 scenes. That's a lot of content, especially considering they often hire 4-5 models for a single shoot. No cheaping out here. Also since they've revisited their video quality there's very little bad to say about this site. Highly impressed they took the time to refresh all their videos for their members, who do in fact care.

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Ratings
Est Score: 
84
Score: 
88
Niches
Basic Info
Network: 
Bang Pass Network
Country: 
USA
Sexuality: 
Straight
Type: 
Exclusive Niche
Launch: 
2004-05
Program: 
Bang Bros
Status
Basic Listing: 
Yes
Tech Specs: 
Yes
Full Review: 
Yes
Updates
Weekly updates
Updates are dated
Latest Update: 
2010-05-31
Last Checked: 
2010-06-06
Videos
» HD videos available
» Full 720p
» No 1080p videos
» Flash player
» HD flash player
» Single file videos
» Segmented clips
» No DRM
» Small watermarks
Photos
» ~600 pics per set
» ~275 kb each
» Zip files available
» Photos are digital
» Video capture pics
» Med. watermarks
Photo Resolutions: 
800x533
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